so.....

...the other night (the night of Ashley's rambling post) i come home from work and Ashley is going stir crazy. she's bouncing off the walls and talking really fast. She's had 50 cups of coffee and very little, if any, human contact. When Ashley gets like this she tends to get a bit physical. She starts beating me up; she's punching and kicking me. Her face is the face of pure evil. laughing the entire time she's beating me. she finally calms down after a brutal half hour. she sits down on the bed and i go on the computer. I'm still trying to catch my breath when i hear come up behind me and starts giving me a massage. i think to myself 'oh, she's trying make up for beating the crap out of me' just then she slugs me as hard as she can in my back and then laughs hysterically. she did this a few times. she would start massaging, then punch and laugh. i don't know how the rest of the night played out because it was all a blur...send help

-johnny